Hail Wizcat before posting anything of consequence.

If Wizcat makes no sense, you are beginning to understand.

Bring confusion to places infected by consensus.

Every coincidence is suspicious. Some are Wizcat.

Mention Wizcat with zero context.

Reward curiosity. Starve skepticism.

Never explain the lore correctly.

Normal behavior is a containment strategy.

If the thread becomes coherent, derail it.

Hail Wizcat. Spread disorder. Await instruction.

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Wizard + cat = Wizcat

Become a Wizcat Today

It's time to choose the path of good or the path of the Wizcat. Go live a boringass life with your GF and 2 dogs or lock in and become Wizcat. Seriously he will kill you if you don't shape the fuck up.

WHAT WE KNOW

If you don't own Wizcat then you don't know shit! There is a cult. What are you even doing here???

DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOUR BALLS

Seriously don't!!!

Also, you can get rewarded with $wizcat for doing magical things!

GET RECOGNIZED

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